“Start with a warm smile and raise your glass slightly...”
I knew I wanted to marry you when you laughed at my terrible jokes. Not a polite chuckle – a real, snorting, can't-catch-your-breath laugh.
I promise to keep making you laugh, even when my jokes get worse with age. And they will. Ask my dad.
I promise to always be the one who kills the spiders, even though we both know you're braver than me.
I promise to never judge your Netflix choices, to always share the last slice of pizza, and to pretend I don't notice when you steal the covers.
I promise to take life seriously when it matters, and not too seriously when it doesn't.
Most importantly, I promise to love you – the real you, the messy you, the you that nobody else gets to see. That's my favorite you.
Here's to a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and really bad puns. I love you.