“Start with a warm smile and raise your glass slightly...”
Ladies and gentlemen, today marks the end of an era. The man who once declared he'd never settle down is now officially off the market. And honestly? It's about time.
I've known Jake for over a decade. We've been through college parties, terrible apartments, and that one road trip we swore we'd never speak of again. Through it all, Jake was the guy who always said he was too busy for relationships.
Then he met Christine. And suddenly, the guy who never texted back was the first to reply. The guy who was always 'too tired' was driving across town just to bring her soup when she was sick.
Christine, I don't know what magic you used, but thank you. You've somehow domesticated the undomesticable. You've turned my wingman into a husband, and honestly, it's the best thing that could have happened to him.
Jake, you've found someone who loves you despite knowing all your quirks. That's rare. That's special. Don't screw it up.
To Jake and Christine – may your life together be filled with laughter, adventure, and significantly fewer bachelor party stories. Cheers!